Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating ... Read more

Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the ... Read more

Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your ... Read more

Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your ... Read more

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking ... Read more

MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone ... Read more

Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get ... Read more

Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search ... Read more

MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits ... Read more

Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of ... Read more