Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter ... Read more

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed ... Read more

Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones ... Read more

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon ... Read more

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him ... Read more

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice ... Read more

Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it ... Read more

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a ... Read more

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty ... Read more

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on ... Read more