Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the ... Read more

Why is money called dough? Because we all knead ... Read more

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half ... Read more

Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four ... Read more

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have ... Read more

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your ... Read more

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty ... Read more

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents ... Read more

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream ... Read more