Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?''But I only have $8,' his friend replied.That's OK, you can always owe me the other ... Read more

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it ... Read more

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it.""I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the ... Read more

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five ... Read more

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red ... Read more

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He ... Read more

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these ... Read more

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch ... Read more

What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents ... Read more

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money ... Read more