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I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on ... Read more

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense ... Read more

If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used ... Read more

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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?A million dollars minus 75 ... Read more