Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.The older looking one asks the other, "What's your ... Read more

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? ... Read more

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ... Read more

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you ... Read more

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with ... Read more

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of ... Read more

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.""Of course." ... Read more

When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. ... Read more

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved ... Read more

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by ... Read more