Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and ... Read more

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole ... Read more

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better ... Read more

One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for ... Read more

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's ... Read more

Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: ... Read more

Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: You've got multiple ... Read more