How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ... Read more

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to ... Read more

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine ... Read more

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it ... Read more

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the ... Read more

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to ... Read more

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ... Read more

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the ... Read more

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each ... Read more

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."The first is curious and asks, ... Read more