Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the ... Read more

Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!And how long have you had this complaint?What ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.Sit there and don't ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL ... Read more