Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the ... Read more

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative ... Read more

Men are like vacuum cleaners.They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them ... Read more

Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his ... Read more

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and ... Read more

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, ... Read more

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which ... Read more

Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 ... Read more

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a ... Read more

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they ... Read more