How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of ... Read more

How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings ... Read more

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still ... Read more

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did ... Read more

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much ... Read more

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ... Read more

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about ... Read more

Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them ... Read more

Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough ... Read more

Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all ... Read more