Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the ... Read more

Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the ... Read more

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, ... Read more

What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes ... Read more

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A ... Read more

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A ... Read more

What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the ... Read more

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the ... Read more

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange ... Read more

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six ... Read more