Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all ... Read more

How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your ... Read more

How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need ... Read more

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a ... Read more

How do you confuse a man?You don't - they're born that ... Read more

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump ... Read more

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing ... Read more

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't ... Read more

How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the ... Read more

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, it's never ... Read more