There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she ... Read more

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, ... Read more

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.Instead, they were giving each other written notes.One evening he gave her a paper where it said:"Wake me up ... Read more

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.I'll never forget that game of ... Read more

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: "What was that for?"Wife: "What ... Read more

Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really?Yes, I've been married twenty-five ... Read more

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just ... Read more

Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?"The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away."The other lady asked, "What did they used ... Read more

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn't bother towave the men on through, which is proper ... Read more

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders.He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since ... Read more