Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't ... Read more

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him ... Read more

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QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and ... Read more

QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd ... Read more

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole ... Read more

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for twoweeks leave in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the ... Read more

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a ... Read more