Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ... Read more

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today.""What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad ... Read more

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through ... Read more

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.""I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just ... Read more

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to ... Read more

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to ... Read more

My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've ... Read more

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wifehired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.She said, ... Read more

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at ... Read more

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME ... Read more