Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think ... Read more

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings ... Read more

John: "I'm a man of few words."Bill: "I'm married, ... Read more

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like ... Read more

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reasonfor his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I shouldever fall ... Read more

Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near ... Read more

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with ... Read more

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... ... Read more

Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, ... Read more

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors ... Read more