I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get ... Read more

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her ... Read more

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early ... Read more

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too ... Read more

In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better ... Read more

In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, ... Read more

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at ... Read more

It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face ... Read more

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems ... Read more

It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her.""Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. ... Read more