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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a ... Read more
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to ... Read more
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad ... Read more
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so ... Read more
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them toget married, saying that it was what ... Read more
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I ... Read more
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional ... Read more
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ... Read more
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your ... Read more
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you ... Read more