Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit ... Read more

First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: ... Read more

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root ... Read more

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look ... Read more

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the ... Read more

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never ... Read more

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through ... Read more

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'd rather keep their clients in the ... Read more

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a ... Read more

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the ... Read more