Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my ... Read more

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren't any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn't ... Read more

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with ... Read more

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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have ... Read more

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry ... Read more

What did you think of our website?A little bit ... Read more

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