I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's ... Read more

If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too?We'd better, or it will be curtains for ... Read more

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach ... Read more

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? ... Read more

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the ... Read more

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar ... Read more

Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me!Who said ... Read more

So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It's working ... Read more

Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the ... Read more

Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a ... Read more