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Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can't help it, I'm ... Read more

Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ... Read more

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?Because he footman turned into a ... Read more

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You need to log on to the window repair website!I did - but it gave me a ... Read more

You're a big Internet fan aren't you?Yes - it's becoming a ... Read more

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