What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one ... Read more

What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life ... Read more

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?Darn it ... Read more

What did the spider say to the fly ?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ... Read more

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here ... Read more

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been ... Read more

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?It's been nice gnawing you ... Read more

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop ... Read more

What do bees chew ?Bumble gum ... Read more

What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics ... Read more