How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths ... Read more

How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside ... Read more

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?Start from scratch ... Read more

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back ... Read more

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly ... Read more

How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted ... Read more

How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife ... Read more

How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - ... Read more

How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesn't have a web he had a website ... Read more

How does a queen bee get around her hive ?She's throne ... Read more