Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to ... Read more

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the ... Read more

Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no ... Read more

Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain.""Well, why don't you patch ... Read more

She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up ... Read more

Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ... Read more

Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take ... Read more

Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a ... Read more

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're ... Read more

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from ... Read more