Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was ... Read more

Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety ... Read more

Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine ... Read more

Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running ... Read more

Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a ... Read more

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in ... Read more

Did you hear about the stupid photographer?He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his ... Read more

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?He flew 57 missions ... Read more

Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both ... Read more

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a ... Read more