Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw ... Read more

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark ... Read more

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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam ... Read more

Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the ... Read more

Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut ... Read more

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