Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: ... Read more

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They ... Read more

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he ... Read more

Sharon: I'm so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I'm sick of ... Read more

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." ... Read more

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed ... Read more

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it ... Read more

Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife. ... Read more

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter.'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote ... Read more

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save ... Read more