One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was ... Read more

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.''Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?''At the garbage ... Read more

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre.'No,' he answered. 'Just sick ... Read more

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