Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know.'Six miles,' said Debbie.'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied.'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can ... Read more

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one.'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to ... Read more

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to ... Read more

The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called.'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in ... Read more

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!'In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and ... Read more

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the ... Read more

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping ... Read more

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had ... Read more

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the ... Read more

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came ... Read more