Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?Barber: It's on the same old ... Read more

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to ... Read more

Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: It's not. Your scalp is ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're ... Read more

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's ... Read more

For what person do all men take off their hats?The ... Read more

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her ... Read more

How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the ... Read more

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them ... Read more