Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and ... Read more

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on ... Read more

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle - even a blackboard ... Read more

Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business ... Read more

Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight - and ... Read more

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don't really know - but they're NUTS about ... Read more

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my ... Read more

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?It's dangerous to let him put the bite on ... Read more