Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her ... Read more

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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember ... Read more

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation ... Read more

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave ... Read more