Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!""That bad, huh""She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the ... Read more

Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! ... Read more

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell ... Read more

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!The first day they go ... Read more

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.At the end of the day, knowing that they would be ... Read more

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding ... Read more

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms ... Read more

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' ... Read more

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano ... Read more

What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people ... Read more