There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, ... Read more

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa ... Read more

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"Tom replied, "I'm not, ... Read more

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy ... Read more

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking ... Read more

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire ... Read more

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the ... Read more

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the ... Read more

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants ... Read more