Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured ... Read more

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone ... Read more

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash ... Read more

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her ... Read more

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig ... Read more

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires ... Read more

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed ... Read more

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. ... Read more

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his ... Read more

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his ... Read more