Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" ... Read more

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the ... Read more

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled ... Read more

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will ... Read more

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack ... Read more

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it ... Read more

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her ... Read more

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for ... Read more

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A ... Read more

What is the hottest part of a man's face?His ... Read more