Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up ... Read more

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a ... Read more

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, ... Read more

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better ... Read more

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still ... Read more

Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your ... Read more

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint ... Read more

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?I forgot to wet the ... Read more

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the ... Read more

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an ... Read more