Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish ... Read more

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?A: He drove her ... Read more

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?A: He's the one with patches over both ... Read more

Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your ... Read more

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them ... Read more

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were behind a ... Read more

Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in ... Read more

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were ... Read more

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of ... Read more

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the ... Read more