Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "Where were you?". God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed ... Read more

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen ... Read more

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question."God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, ... Read more

One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house.- Oh my God, I hope it is her ... Read more

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the ... Read more

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll ... Read more

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like ... Read more

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of ... Read more

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin ... Read more

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,"Hey kids, do you want to buy some ... Read more