Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese ... Read more

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongshave a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely,healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents."What will ... Read more

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and ... Read more

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute ... Read more

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are ... Read more

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and ... Read more

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty ... Read more

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out ... Read more

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights ... Read more

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing ... Read more