What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes ... Read more

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain ... Read more

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant ... Read more

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana ... Read more

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When it's a baby elephant ... Read more

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus ... Read more

Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep ... Read more

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be ... Read more

Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos ... Read more

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ... Read more