What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups ... Read more

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant ... Read more

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant ... Read more

What's grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant ... Read more

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella ... Read more

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television ... Read more

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week ... Read more

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles ... Read more

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green ... Read more

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ... Read more