What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine ... Read more

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out ... Read more

What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision ... Read more

What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic ... Read more

What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, ... Read more

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell ... Read more

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?Dumbo ... Read more

What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet ... Read more

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette ... Read more

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he can't hear you ... Read more