Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground ... Read more

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose ... Read more

Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions ... Read more

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one ... Read more

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM ... Read more

What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks ... Read more

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the ... Read more

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way ... Read more

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock ... Read more

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me ... Read more