How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in ... Read more

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ... Read more

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up ... Read more

How to elephants talk to each other ?By 'elephone ... Read more

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time ... Read more

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained ... Read more

My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible ... Read more

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes ... Read more

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?A: Slow ... Read more

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of ... Read more