Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they've no pockets to put things in ... Read more

Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases ... Read more

Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because it's out of the high rent ... Read more

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to ... Read more

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because they're easier to get at the ... Read more

Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they can't remember long stories ... Read more

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice ... Read more

Why don't elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your ... Read more

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs ... Read more

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isn't chicken ... Read more