Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines ... Read more

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream ... Read more

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first ... Read more

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment ... Read more

How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks ... Read more

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ... Read more

How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck ... Read more

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large ... Read more

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away it's credit cards ... Read more

How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to ... Read more