Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says tothe other, "I hearthat the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as ... Read more

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.Second woman: I ... Read more

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He ... Read more

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on ... Read more

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?"I must throw that doggie out the window ... Read more

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?"Well, doggone ... Read more

What did the dog do with the history professor?They got together and talked over old ... Read more

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?Bit him, ... Read more

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong ... Read more

What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a ... Read more